Graham's .plan:

On Software

It makes me feel old (hah!) when I think about the current direction software seems to be headed. Specifically, it seems like people are "utilizing" complicated communication protocols, causing the relationships between software applications to be ridiculously complex. XML is a moderately ok Markup Language, but if you attempt to convince me to use it for anything else in the universe, including configuration files, the most docile response I will have for you is severe mockery. If XML is so easy to parse, please write me a parser in bash. One that can handle comments. Oh, and don't even get me started on dbus

A recent example that, though not identical, nevertheless reminded me of this is monitoring software. I needed an application to monitor a single host via ping, and alert myself and a coadmin of any downtime. This piece of software did not need to be complex, as the thing it was monitoring was a machine running nagios (yuck), which obviously can not tell us when it is down. After a few minutes of thought, and looking back at all of the research on monitoring that I've done for work's much mightier needs, I decided to roll a quick perl application to take care of the job. The first thing I did was attempt to think of a name, coming up with the most simple, straight foward option possible: "mon". Before creating a git repository, I did a quick check to see if that name was taken by some FOSS software package. A quick aptitude search '^mon$' later, and I had actually found the package that was what I was going to build and name, anyway.

An example of software done (mostly) right, look at just about anything by djb, other than human interaction. It's relatively easy to draw a diagram documenting data movement for any of his software, and though his log formats are braindead, it's fairly easy to debug issues because of this. What's that, you can pass data with STDIN and STDOUT? Miraculous!

Braindeadly...

...is my new favorite word.

On Service

As Joshua has already written of, we're dealing with some "issues" with our colocation provider. Apparently in some parts of the world, a single unanswered phone call is adequate warning before cutting ethernet to a server. Additionally, all of this is due to a billing mistake over an amount that is statistically insignificant in the context of what we have payed, and will keep paying them. Assuming they can grow up and operate a real business, that is. Also, we're pretty confident the billing mistake is on their end

Venetian Snares + Otto von Schirach in Portland

According to last.fm, Venetian Snares and Otto von Schirach will be in Portland at the Fez Ballroom on Saturday December 20th. I'm so entirely going.

On Netbooks

I've been considering buying a netbook - that is, an extremely small, cheap, portable laptop - And I'm having some issues. A list of the options and the reasons I'm hesitating follows.

Dell - Inspiron Mini 9 - $350-$500
The Good
The Bad
HP - 2133 Mini-Note - $400-$750
The Good
The Bad
Fischer Price - Color Flash Laptop - $30
The Good
The Bad
Conclusion

For the time being, it appears as though I will keep my netbook in my wallet. As cash.

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